Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Spam,spam,spam


So I received this e-mail very similiar to the one NCS posted about. Apparently I've been personally selected to receive lots of dough,because good ol' John Allison and I go way back. We're talking minutes people. You can't put a price on that kind of close,personal relationship.

Don't worry,I'll remember you all when I'm sitting in my mansion.

GREETINGS TO YOU MY FRIEND,

I KNOW THIS WILL COME TO YOU AS A SURPRISE BECAUSE
YOU DO NOT KNOW ME . I AM MR. JOHN ALISON, I WORK IN
THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA, PACKAGING AND COURIER
DEPARTMENT. I GOT YOUR CONTACT IN MY SEARCH FOR A
HONEST PERSON AND SOME ONE I COULD TRUST.
CAN I TRUST YOU??

I WANT YOU TO HELP ME CLEAR THIS PACKAGE THAT IS
ALREADY IN EUROPE WHICH I SHIPPED THROUGH OUR CBN
ACCREDITED COURIER AGENT BUT THE CONTENTS OF THE
PACKAGE IS $20,000,000.00 ALL IN $100.00 BILLS, BUT
THE COURIER COMPANY DOES NOT KNOW THAT IT IS MONEY
THAT I HAVE IN THE PACKAGE.

ALL I WANT YOU TO DO FOR ME NOW IS TO GIVE ME YOUR
MAILING ADDRESS, YOUR PRIVATE PHONE AND FAX, AND I
HOPE THAT AT THE END OF THE DAY, YOU WILL HAVE 30%
AND 70% WILL BE FOR ME . MY IDENTITY MUST NOT BE
REVEALED TO ANYBODY. IF THIS ARRANGEMENT IS OKAY BY
YOU.

YOU CAN CALL OR E-MAIL ME FOR SECURITY REASONS OTHER
MODALITIES WILL BE DISCUSSED AS SOON AS YOU GET BACK
TO ME INCLUDING SENDING OF THE KEYS TO THE BOXES TO
YOU.

WARM REGARDS TO YOUR FAMILY,

MR. JOHN ALISON
OPERATIONS OFFICER
PACKAGING & COURIER DEPART.

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nora.lakehurst said...

WOW stace can you share some of the wealth with me ;) What IDIOTS.

Natalie said...

I hate spammy stuff! Only idiots fall for it.

Stacey said...

Wait..are you saying I'm not going to get a box of money?

John lied to me after all that we have been through together??? *sniffle*

Michelle said...

Ohhh you should TOTALLY get it! I'll even come with you and pick it up. Of course I want 5% for having to drive down to your house. Then we should hit the spa or better yet, we should personally go and thank Mr. Alison ourselves! What a generous man! I should have known more rich men growing up, I'm totally kicking myself right now.

Stacey said...

Road trip!