Sunday, November 9, 2008

Before I go to bed..

...I have a couple of funny stories to share. My mom told me about this one last night. My sister teaches 6 year olds in primary,same as me. A little boy in her class got in trouble with his dad and the boy was very upset. He said to his dad,"You know,you aren't my only father,I have a Father in Heaven too!!" That just cracked me up! Kids are too funny sometimes! Being in primary for almost 2 years,I have heard some cute things. The cutest was something a little boy in my class said during his prayer last year. He said,"...and please bless our primary not to be paralyzed by Satan". It took everything I had not to burst out laughing! Oh my goodness,it was so hilarious! I just love when kids talk like that. :-) They are such cute little spirits!

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Kimberly said...

LOL.. paralyzed by satan, wow.

Corilee said...

You should submit those two to the Ensign or at least to Meridian. They are so cute. And I have been paralyzed by Satan to the point that I couldn't get any work done (but I could have the strength and energy to go play, so I guess it wasn't real paralysis, just felt like it.) ;)

elasticwaistbandlady said...

Yesterday was the funniest Ward Primary Program ever!

There was a lot of hammy kids, and messed up lines. My favorite was the little girl who was supposed to say something about being a peacemaker but instead said, "I can be a PIZZA MAKER!" into the microphone.

elasticwaistbandlady said...

Satan carries a big stick, y'all. It's made special just for paralyzing folks.

Anonymous said...

Too cute . . . I love the way kids' minds work! :)
PS ~ You've been tagged! ;)

Jen said...

Oh my gosh, I'm laughing so hard I'm coughing!
Love that, thanks for sharing.

When my sister was very little instead of praying for protection from "harm and evil" she prayed for protection from "worms and eagles".

Anonymous said...

paralyzed by satan is the funniest thing I have heard all day!

Tori :) said...

LOL! That kid totally burned his dad. ;)

nora.lakehurst said...

oh my stars tthats toooo cutwe, dANG DRUGAS I cannotr type.

ailinh said...

The Satan thing was so hilarious! Kids just say the darnest things.

ems said...

SO FUNNY!! I love what kids say. THey sure bring some fun into our lives!

Super Happy Girl said...

His dad got told!

I love little kids :D They say the cutest things.