Wednesday, September 17, 2008

This must be my lucky week!!

I have received not one but TWO emails saying that I have cash coming to me! The first one I got from good old Musa Kabore. It said that a relative of mine along with all of his next of kin died in a plane crash in November of 1999. Because I am his closest relative,I have inherited 10.5 million! How amazing is that?

Then today I received this email..

This is to inform you that you have emerged a lucky winner in the IRISHLOTTERY Award to recieve the payout sum of 1,350,000.00Pounds You are advice to file for your claims immediately. Contact Person: Mr. Brown J. WilliamsEmail:irish.brownwilliams02@live.com
Direct Number: +44 703 174 2177 +44 703 174 0921
Claims Requirement:
1. Full Name:
2. Nationality:
3. Telephone:
4. Fax:
5. Residential Address:
6. Occupation:
7. Marital Status:

Dr. carl Moore.(Information Officer)

Is that incredible? I am "advice to file for my claims immediately".

Well everyone, I will remember you when I am blogging on a laptop,sitting by the pool at my new mansion.

Musa and Carl,I have replied to the emails and I am awaiting my millions. Send them to my new email address,wasntbornyesterday@youarefullofcrap.com. Thanks again!

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No Cool Story said...

It's the Irish lottery, you can't go wrong.

If you really cared about us you'd share some of that dough with your faithful readers.

Steve and Chelle said...

HAHA!! Love the new email!!! don't you wish you could actually send that to people sometimes!

The sad thing is, people actually fall for that stuff. What is our world coming to????

Kimberly & Hank said...

LOL. I love how they have horrible grammar. You didn't get any emails from a Prince who lives in Nigeria?! I did once. It was awesome.

ems said...

So, it sounds like we are going to lose an employee due to early retirement eh? :) Hee, hee!!

nora.lakehurst said...

That is so AWESOME you can totally give me some just send it to imsogullibul@yayforme.com LOL ok so I am not as creative as you are. But hey at least I tried.