Where is the Calgon?

I need a whole freaking bottle of it! This has been one of those days. I went to my SIL's and the kids fought about 80 percent of the time. Brianna and Brady fell asleep on the way home and they woke up when I got them out of the van. We got in the house and Brianna started throwing a fit so I put her in on her bed. Then Josh started freaking out so I put him on his bed. After I shut the door,Bri started screaming and Josh yelled,"stupid mom,I hate you! you're stupid!" over and over. I retreated to my room and took a breather but it didn't help much. Maybe I should try screaming in a pillow.