Thursday, October 4, 2007

Why did the dolphin cross the road?


EDIT: Here is a picture of the culprit. In real life he is much bigger.

So I'm driving down the street minding my own business when I notice the cars ahead are slowing down. As I get closer I realize a dolphin is in the middle of the road. Ok I don't know about you all,but I can't count the number of times I've seen dolphins jaywalking on the street over here. Where are the police when you need them? After I went by I looked in my rear view mirror and that dolphin was right in front of this truck,doing flips and acting all cocky and daredevil-ish. This has gotta stop people! I tried to get a picture but the dolphin was too elusive. I will be sure to keep my eyes open today.

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elasticwaistbandlady said...

I'm going to guess that he crossed the road for a tuna sandwich......cuz that's the last known location of good ol Uncle Herbert.

No Cool Story said...

He looks HUGE on my super-duper big ashed screen.
Anyway, those teenage dolphins are out of control I tell ya.